Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Does Your Attitude SAG?

I have been under the mistaken impression that agility was for ALL dogs, no matter the size, speed, or breed.  However, I have observed a certain attitude exhibited by some competitors that challenge this notion.  These competitors ruin agility for the rest of us.  I call this elite group the “self-appointed gurus”, or SAGs.  Your market may vary, but most SAGs seem to own border collies.  A SAG makes the other BC handlers look bad.

A SAG deems most other competitors as unworthy adversaries.  This competitor watches and cheers only for dogs and handlers he deems worthy.  He dismisses all other dogs and handlers regardless of ability, as these are just not worthy of his time or attention.  He dismisses all dogs measuring 16” or less, performance dogs, and most dogs that are not border collies.

A SAG owns a dog as a tool for fame in the tiny world of dog agility.  You seldom see a SAG petting his or her dog.  The dog’s life consists of eating, training, competing, some play or reward and returning to a crate.

The SAG feels he or she deserves special treatment, and can behave in an unsportsmanlike manner.  These special competitors expect the trial committee and the agility community to bend over backward to support their not-so-unique needs, such as:
  • Demanding late entry, as deadlines are for mere mortals.
  • Demanding a team change after closing
  • Demanding a new DRAW partner
  • Allowing his dog to bark and lunge at others
  • Using outside equipment at the trial site
  • Demeaning other competitors
  • Yelling at the volunteers
  • Faking course building to pre-walk the course before the mortals
  •  Refusing to team/pair with a small dog
  • Refusing or giving poor instruction to those with a different dog
  • Bringing un-entered dogs to indoor trials when expressly asked not to do so
  • Slap on a service dog vest for priority boarding and free animal transportation to competitions
  • The SAG, when called out for the poor behavior, finds it beneath him to apologize for it, even if said apology would most likely be insincere.
Example behaviors:
As I was preparing my dog, Bug, for a run, a SAG allowed her dog to give eye.  The SAG allowed the dog to lunge and bite Bug.  This happened twice at the trial.  The SAG did not apologize.  At the same trial, the same dog lunged at a BC and the owner received an apology.  At a later trial, the same dog lunged at an Aussie, and never offered an apology.

A competitor who receives instruction from a SAG approached me at the regional, requesting handling suggestions on a course because I have “a small dog”. 

Before I quit taking classes, the instructor brought her BC pup to classes and it screamed and barked the entire time.  Another student brought a new adult dog to class once and, after all the complaints, worked from her car because of “excessive barking”.

During the IFCS classes at USDAA Nationals, the arena emptied after the large height dogs finished competing.  No one cheered for the small dogs.

SAGs tell their students that they will NEVER accomplish things.  I had two instructors tell me that I would NEVER SuperQ with Scout, one of the smallest P16 dogs you will meet.  One went on a fishing expedition by asking how many SQs I needed.  When I replied, “One,” he snapped, “Where’d you travel to get those?” 

SAG instructors complain about the lack of competition at local trials yet have the ability to create better competition.  However, SAGs seem to be uninterested in helping anyone else improve.

SAGs only volunteer at trials if it has some benefit, such as walking courses before open to all competitors.  I use “Volunteer” loosely, as it may be only setting one jump. 

At a recent trial, a scribe sheet arrived at the score table incorrectly marked “E”.  The SAG complained about it well after the class completed and another event began, despite the results being displayed immediately upon computer entry.  The SAG raised his voice at me no less than three times demanding that I change the scribe sheet, and even did so in the presence of the other judge.  The SAG took the timer and thrust it at me, demanding that I review all the times. 

A friend had taken a private lesson from a SAG, and he did not want to help her because he deemed the dog as having “no drive”.  At the Rocky Mountain Regional, the same competitor witnessed the same SAG belittling the Starters and Advanced dogs to the judge.  He stated that, “None of those dogs have any business being out there.”

The number one complaint at the Rocky Mountain Regional was other competitors complaining about SAGs complaining about the order of classes.

The club for which I trial secretary has laid down strict rules about entries after competitors demanded changes up to the day of the trial.  One of these rules included no late entries.  I had one entry arrive late. During the test dates, I was cornered at the hotel by a competitor wanting to know WHY I denied the entry.  I was further told I needed to be "more accommodating", despite the level of poop I have been through by accommodating competitors.  Had this been someone NOT in the in crowd, I doubt that I would have been accosted.
  
I understand that not every dog and not every handler has Nationals or World Team potential.  My agility accomplishments and titles represent the relationship I have with my dogs, the dogs that are first and foremost loved pets in my home.  Winning, either locally, or regionally, or nationally, or internationally is just icing on the cake. 

I have played sports long enough to understand the value of the relationship I have with my teammates, and can certainly appreciate that same relationship that other handlers have with their pets.  It is truly a shame that there are the unsportsmanlike few that cannot see beyond winning at the highest level.

I have played team sports since fifth grade in 1985.  At the end of a game, regardless of your feelings towards the opponents, you always shook hands and said, "Good game."  You did not talk smack for fear of being benched.  If children can be good sports, why can't adults be the same?  Would I not be fired from my job for creating a hostile work environment for yelling, cheating, and being ornery to my co-workers?

Dog Agility Blog Action Day: Attitude Blogs

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Perspective

I was chatting with Lisa Barrett today at the Contact Zonies show. She mentioned how tense all the Starters/Advanced people were, and how agility used to be more about fun and the relationship with your dog. I agree - it's not all about ribbons and placements. This was Boo's third show, and he's showing enthusiasm and speed that I didn't know he had in him. Qs and ribbons just iced the cake!

Anyhow, another competitor was grousing about how much shows were better where she used to live and was, in general, upset by her dog's performance (read: her handling). I told her something along these lines:

"Wow, that really puts life in perspective. I found out this morning, at this very show, that my mother has terminal cancer, with only 3-6 months left to live."

And then I left.

Dog agility is not curing cancer. It's not solving hunger. It's not creating world peace. Everyone has highs and lows, but it's just dog agility, and cannot compare to the real suffering and other horrible things in this world.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

World's Hardest Jumpers Course - For Memory Management


Too many parallel jumps just boggles the mind! This course is a true test of the handler's memory skills. This would be an awesome course for a national event.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Where are the USDAA small dogs? Part 2

The rules at USDAA trials are rather loose, like no requirement to have a dog on a leash, and some vague "sportsmanlike conduct". AKC, well, there's long list in their code of conduct. I can see how this code is appealing to the small dog handlers.

There appears to be an "us against them" mentality between the small dog handlers and the larger dog handlers. Just because your dog is bred to give eye, bite, herd, give chase, or whatever doesn't mean the behavior is acceptable towards other creatures.

Someone posted a picture of a dog gripping a cow on Facebook, very pleased with her dog's (a relative of the pictured dog) mouthiness. Only thing about it is... this dog does NOT participate in herding - it's an agility dog.

Bragging about this got my panties in a bunch. Why? Bug has been a victim of this dog's mouth. Twice. And, the handler NEVER apologized.

Scout just doesn't like most other dogs. I monitor everything around her, as I don't want her to have the opportunity to react. I give warnings. "My dog doesn't like other dogs." I apologize if I haven't been vigilant. Upon hearing Scout's story during an award presentation, most handlers were surprised that she is reactive. "I never knew... you manage it well".

Here are some of the things that my dogs have been subjected to:

  • Walking Boo around at a trial where there was limited space. I chose to return to my setup with my dog that looks like a walking lamby toy through an uncongested area. A border collie rips out of a setup and nails Boo. Boo is clueless and keeps walking. Handler came to me in tears, apologizing, and offering to pay for any veterinary care.
  • Getting Bug ready for a run. He's at my feet, and I have him growling and tugging. A leashed BC is giving him the eye, then goes in for the bite. No apology.
  • Same trial, getting Bug ready for a run. Same BC does same thing. This time Bug reacts, snapping and lunging at the other dog. No apology.
  • Walking Bug, getting him to do his business before his run. Walk 6' behind a BC at ringside whose owner is getting him jazzed up by watching other dogs (BAITING). Dog turns and nips Bug. I get the "why is your dog harassing mine" look.
  • Bug's first day in agility class. Aussie in the other group has fixated on him from the moment we walked in the gate. Aussie is over 75' away and attacks Bug, who is leashed and attached to a weave pole.
Oh, and don't think I'm on a tear about border collie owners. Some small dog owners can be just as guilty!
  • Scout, Ms. Reactive, is being prepared for a run. Her routine is a series of left and right spins and barks. She jumped 16" in Performance, first dog in a large class, so I'll never understand why these morons had their 16" Championship dog out 30 minutes early. The handler of an Italian Greyhound, a breed with petite bones, was rubbing his dog's side, asking him if he wanted to... get Scout - the last dog to ever use as a bait dog.
  • Getting Boo ready for his turn in class. I'm about 30' away from equipment, and he's doing his "rev" routine - kicking his hind legs and barking. The dog currently doing the exercise makes a beeline towards Boo. Twice. I am fortunate to still have quick reflexes, and snatch Boo off the ground. Twice.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Where are the USDAA small dogs?

I have three (rescue) dogs:

Scout is probably a Shiba/Kelpie Mix, 17" and 20.5#. She is an open dog, though one of the smallest.

Bug is a Chihuahua/Dachshund mix, 12.25" and 12.5#. He is a mini dog, jumping 16" in Championship.

Boo is a Chihuahua/Something mix, about 10" and 7#. He is in training.


Boo has been special needs since the day I brought him home. He was tranquilized for his neuter surgery, arrived dopey, and remained so for a week. He also refused to eat. And do his business outside. He's lucky that he's adorable.

I know there is the argument about the USDAA jump heights, as the little dogs would either jumpe 12"/16" Championship or 8"/12" Performance. This is part of the issue.

I had trouble with Bug popping weave poles. No one could tell me why, that is, until I came across a small dog person. "You're too close to him. He sees feet, and thinks you will step on him."

Therein lies the problem: Training the small dog in a world of BC-only instruction.
  • How many agility seminars are given by people who train something other than a border collie?
  • How many pictures in Clean Run are NOT of border collies?
  • How many articles have you read that give specific training advice to a dog that isn't a border collie/sheltie/aussie?
USDAA
Technical courses with tight course times, the IHC flair, the long distance in gamblers.

AKC
Technical courses with generous course times, optional games.

Perhaps AKC appears to be a more viable option for the small dog handlers because the handler has difficulty applying large dog training into their small dog world.

This really bothers me, as I am having trouble training Boo, especially with fear of the teeter, and subsequently, the dogwalk. My class is a waste of both time and money. Oh, and the other fun thing about a small dog: other dogs want to eat them AND the other dog owner doesn't apologize.

Boo is a little fella living in a world of giants. I know he has it in him, but I need help unleashing his inner beast.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Blog Action Day Post: Thoughts on Volunteering

I am a software engineer. I work 40+ hours a week, in a cube next to a wall - a dead-end pathway. I plug away, having a little code fiesta at my desk with very little interaction with others. But, hey, it pays for my agility habit!

Since I work a lot, my time is very valuable to me. Attending agility trials becomes MY time: time for me, time for my dogs, and time to turn into a social butterfly. Working like a dog at a trial, especially after working like a dog at my job, can be unappealing. There are a lot of factors that determine whether or not I volunteer at a trial.

  1. Most people like getting a paycheck, especially when it supports their agility addictions. Trial bucks are a great way of encouraging people like me to help. $2 here and there can add up to a free run or two. It's also a great way to get the volunteers to enter a future trial, as those bucks are burning holes in their pockets.
  2. If a club is new and/or struggling, I will work. I selfishly want the club to continue having trials, and it's to my benefit to pitch in when needed.
  3. If I am being or have been treated poorly, forget it.
I trial secretary for a club, and am rewarded with certificates for free entries. If you think it's a cake job, think again. You get tons of emails, phone calls, rules questions, and change requests. I also joke that I am a full-service trial secretary - I do all the paperwork, I'll score, and I bake goodies for the workers.

I am the chief scorekeeper for a small club. I get non-tournament entries in return for 1.5 dogs. I say 1.5 since one dog runs everything and one is nearing retirement. I really want this small club to be successful so I can continue playing with my dogs locally. I have score kept for a small club out-of-town as well, and I did it for lunch, and, well, the people were just so darn nice!

What prevents me from helping can be how the club, in general, behaves.

The Screech Owl
I used to travel to a particular trial in California frequently. However, it's difficult to even want to attend, much less volunteer, when you have venue-specific people "helping" at a venue that he/she doesn't like, especially listening to the screeching of how said volunteer is missing a great trial in his/her venue non-stop. This particular club also is known for being slow, as the course builders snarl at those willing to schlep equipment around.

The Beaten Dog
Another club has few members able to do scoring. I am asked to score. I spend the entire weekend running numbers like an accountant, away from my dogs and my friends. I am "rewarded" with trial bucks that don't even cover the cost of one future run, and no thanks. I do not volunteer for this club anymore. This is akin to running a course with your dog, and not playing with or treating your dog afterward.

The Yell-Off
Listening to the trial committee YELL constantly. Hey, when labor is either for a pittance or free, you get what you get. Don't yell at us! Kill us with kindness.

The Hostage Crisis
I blogged about being held hostage at a trial earlier.

The Clipboard Master
Someone who walks around, bossing others, demanding everyone pitch in, being ungrateful, yet all this trial committee person does is carry a clipboard. Does he set a bar? Nope. Does he help move the A-Frame? Nope. Does he even say "Thanks"? Nope.

The Hoarder
This happened to a friend of mine. She pole sat for a class that lasted for over an hour, and the volunteer coordinator wouldn't give her a raffle ticket unless she worked three classes.

The Winner
What tickles me the most is having someone come up and say, "Thanks for helping out. You're doing great." I think this is the best reward of them all. An email to the Yahoo Group thanking everyone is insufficient. Everyone likes when their boss tells them, "Job well done," and it's perhaps the BEST thing a club can do to encourage volunteers.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Learn Thy Rules

I hate admitting this as much as admitting that this is true: I am the walking USDAA rulebook.

I've read the rulebook (both the 2004 + modifications and the one that begins June 1), and can rattle off answers to a lot of questions. The ones that kill me the most are the Masters handlers who have competed with multitudes of dogs that ask, "How many points to qualify in snooker?" and those that can follow USDAA's titling requirement matrix.

I encountered another problem this weekend: Trying to stack the deck in snooker.

A competitor asked a long-time USDAA judge about the running order rules for Masters/PIII Snooker. The answer is that the order is randomized. You *may* space out dogs, but the dog can only move up in the running order. Question asked and answered. Done deal, right?

Wrong! The competitor cornered the inexperienced trial secretary to talk about the running order. The competitor is running a dog for someone else as well as this person's own dog. Since the other dog is known to mess up, the competitor wants the other dog to ALWAYS run first. I happened across the conversation.

I should preface this by saying that I've helped the trial secretary with the software and the rules in preparation for this trial. Both the judge and I told the trial secretary that Snooker is randomized, and WHY it's randomized, and that the order can only be changed by moving up. There is NO spacing between dogs guarantee - the ring will be held. The trial secretary was very understanding and receptive to help with the rules.

The competitor then got pissy when I rearranged the Veterans dogs. Once again, someone not familiar with the rules. The USDAA Veterans program is NOT COMPETITIVE. There are no real placements and no SuperQs, only Qs going toward Lifetime Achievement Award. Another competitor got pissy about it as well, telling me that eventually there will be SuperQs. Uh, no. It's non-competitive. Period.

There were a grand total of TWO Veteran Snooker dogs: one mini and one open. Once again, if competitors could, uh, actually read the rules, they would quickly learn that OPEN dogs are scored separately from MINI dogs.

It was awesome for USDAA to offer a Veterans program, but it's still a shame that handlers cannot fathom it not being a competition. At Nationals, it's called the "Veterans Showcase", and I like to think the same of the Veterans Program.

Please, familiarize yourself with the rules. You don't need to know all of them.